Weird Headlines

Canada's top court rules that pointing your finger at someone and saying "BANG" is the same as using a real gun

Congress keeps public-broadcasting funding intact, rejecting notions that PBS and NPR are "too liberally biased" to maintain funding

Teenage driver who caused fatal car-crash as she sent text message is given four years in prison. When she asked for a shorter sentence, she was offered '4 YRS N PRSN'

Inmate mistakenly released 36 years early from attempted murder sentence, finds his victim at a bar and... apologizes?

College professor calls prices "immoral," eliminates textbook requirement

Bush to have colonoscopy as doctors attempt to find his head; Cheney to take temporary control

Just another day in Jersey City: A woman finds a six-foot-long missile launcher on her front lawn, which happens to be in the flight path of Newark International Airport

Study finds the more exposure middle school students have to anti-smoking ads, the more likely they are to smoke

TSA slowly waking up to the fact that feeling your balls and taking your spork may not be the best way to prevent terrorist attacks